I don’t know who traumatized you as a small child that makes you all so delusional that you insist on believing that “tall” automatically means “fucking fat-ass” but I wish you would stop. Just once I’d like to see a “Medium Extra Tall” button-down shirt. I would buy the shit out of that. As it is if I ever want to get something with sleeves almost long enough, I have to get the XXXL body that three of me could fit in.
TL;DR: Clothes makers can all go die in a fire.
This profanity-laden post brought to you by me, bluesun, who has lived with the apparently unheard of condition known as “long arms” his whole life and has had it about up to here with all you short people.