Well, ok then

The Algor struck in the night!

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First frost…

The grass is crispy and the roof is white. Seems early, but there you go.

What’s so bad about global warming?

We’re at 141 percent of average precipitation for this point in the year!

SAVE THE EARTH

LOL

AAAAAAAL GOOOOOOOORRRRRRE!!!!!!

What the… 43 for the low on Wednesday?!?!? Where the heck is my global warming at?

IPCC

I saw the latest XKCD and went “pffft, oh Randal, you may be a smart guy and an internet celebrity, but you’re pretty darn stupid for trusting government statistics,” and then I went on with my day. Borepatch of course decided to actually do the legwork.

The grass is green, the sun is shining…

You’d never guess that I’m standing here wearing a fleece jacket and a winter coat over it. Daggum Algore and his lying global warming…

Maybe someday I’ll stop talking about how cold it is

Not today though.

So, hey, how do you know it’s cold outside?

When the fingertips of your wet gloves make clacking noises when you drum then against your bucket.

…there you go.

Thanks, Algor. So. Much.

You know it’s cold when…

…the only other set of footprints out there are the ones you left two days ago, because everyone else is being smart and staying inside.

Oof.

This is not a good sign for things to come.

Global Warming

So there’s a frost advisory for tonight. It’s still September. Last year we were picking tomatoes deep into October.

Not sure if I should be happy or sad about this…

Huh.

Never expected to see that.

Hmmm…

And yet they don’t mention anything at all about how global average temperatures are holding steady…