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Oh blessed St. Amazon

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We thank thee for delivering us from the supermarket wasteland of Tabasco derivatives, and giving unto us the Sharp elixir concocted by your servant, Marie of Belize.

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Seen out the ol’ bedroom window

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I like where I live.

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Murder most foul

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April 22, 2015 · 07:14

I don’t know what to do

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THIS IS THE MOST SNOW I’VE SEEN IN MONTHS

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One step closer!

Still didn’t quite stick the landing but damn if that isn’t impressive.

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Sooooo… 1 out of 3 ain’t bad?

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April 14, 2015 · 07:14

Today’s entertainment

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April 12, 2015 · 16:54

Only took ’em, what? Six years?

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April 12, 2015 · 09:19

Visitors

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April 11, 2015 · 09:32

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Also visible is my new garden irrigation scheme, that I rigged up last weekend. Pro tip: ditch water and soaker hose doesn’t mix.

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April 5, 2015 · 19:47

Dear google keyboard

I just hate you so much. Actually, since you just just updated and eliminated the classic “return button” feature (like, that’s soooooo 90’s) for an emoticon button, I just actually spent money on Swype. And also, since you just updated and eliminated the classic “return button” feature (like, that’s soooooo 90’s)…

FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTY FORK.

Let me repeat that–I SPENT MONEY on Swype.

To bring that statement into focus, I don’t think I’ve ever spent money on an app.

To bring that statement into perspective this is my third smartphone.

To bring that statement into perspective, we’re talking since 2010.

To bring that statement into perspective, let me just spell everything out explicitly–In five years I haven’t felt the need to spend a measly $4 on a download until right now, because google completely fucked up and took away a CORE COMPONENT to the FUNCTIONALITY of the MOST BASIC USER INTERFACE humanity has ever devised for INTERACTING WITH AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE.

TL;DT, fuck you google and also I hate your stinking guts.

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April 2, 2015 · 19:31

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March 31, 2015 · 19:45