Really? REALLY? C’mon.

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How many, exactly, fake holidays are we going to create for the holidays, to try and drum up consumer spending before we all admit that it’s dumb and go live in a tent because it’s all we can afford? And “Green Monday?” That’s the best you can do? Is next Monday going to be “Blue Monday” or “Mauve Monday?” What about Wednesday the 17th? Could it be “Blood Red Wednesday?” OOO, OOO, I KNOW! The third Tuesday in December shall heretofore be known as “Burnt Umber Tuesday” and we shall all celebrate it with a special extra 1% off everything in the Art Supplies category!

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2 responses to “Really? REALLY? C’mon.

  1. Tents dont get marked up 39% until next Thurdsday to be msrked down 20% on Plaid Sunday just before New Year’s. What do I live in until then?