Dear fellow drivers

While my initial reaction to your behavior on the interstate this morning–namely, of hoping you all would die in a fire–was, upon reflection, a bit harsh, I believe I can still safely say that if I saw you all on the shoulder in a hail storm trying to replace a flat tire, one after another in a nice long row, I would smile warmly and turn up the volume on the radio as I kept on my way.



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  1. On the contrary, if they did all die in a fire, it would
    1: be self-inflicted
    2: ensure they didn’t cause any more accidents.

    But yeah, I’m down with driving past them while they’re changing a tire. That’s nothing.