So yeah, it snowed last night, enough to to stick, and I had to choose between driving to work on the interstate, which involved higher velocities than through town, or the town way, which was slower but would have more traffic, stopping and going, and potential for sliding into others. Chose interstate, and got here ok, despite the best efforts of all those people who just don’t get what black ice is. Saw several people on the side of the road, backwards and/or bent, looking perplexed at their vehicles, as if to say “What, you mean my mother was WRONG when she told me that I was a good, rational human being?”
Here’s some hints: If you can see the reflection of the headlights on the road though the skiffs of snow, that means THERE IS ICE. If you can feel your car shimmy and shake a little bit, not only is there ice, but YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST. And for the love of all that is good and holy in this world, please, PLEASE turn on your headlights. Believe me, not only is your life, as idiotic as it is, worth the $10 to replace a headlight bulb if you are worried about burning one out, but MY LIFE IS WORTH IT TOO. I know I’ve said it before, but here it is again: “I don’t care if your goal in life is to die screaming in a fire, as long as you don’t take me with you.”
2 responses to “Slip Slidin’ Your Life Away”
And stop at red lights. It is cold out there when the guy you hit has to wait on the side of the road for the police.
And don't go tearing off after you've had an accident…