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Here it is, in all it’s FAIL-drenched glory:
An entire article on the loss of non-resident hunting permits declining without mentioning anywhere the recent push of the
Colorado Denver state legislature making it so dangerous to bring any guns into the state that hunters nation-wide are boycotting us.
Money quote: “…lose that non-resident hunter–from old age, economic downturns, or whatever–and you lose a substantial bit of jingle.”
OR WHATEVER? Good lord.
I have no sympathy for the Department of Parks and Wildlife losing their entire budget because of this, if they aren’t going to go out of their way kicking and screaming about the idiocy out of Denver. If you are silent on this issue OR WHATEVER, you are no friend of me, resident sportsmen, or the out of state hunters you claim to love the money of.
…but that’s just me. I try to avoid that place like the plague. I hope Mr. Perazzi takes them to court and cleans them out. Two or Three Billion isn’t too much to ask–make sure that they have to keep paying you in installments (with interest!) for the next 50 years.
Added: Apparently this story was a hoax? Or maybe not? Or maybe just a big clusterfuck of conflicting reports, denials of denials, ad absurdum? In any case, I still wouldn’t mind it if anyone of the last name “Perazzi” sued the City of Denver for $3,000,000,000.00.
Well, ok, not quite 90%. 87.1% of Colorado Sheriffs think that the Denver Democrats are insane fascists. Michael Bane brings the news.
Oh, wait, here all those fireworks are already illegal. Oh well. Next!
Max Baucus (Drunkard, Montana) has decided not to run for re-election, after 36 years in office. Of course, now Brian Schweitzer (current very popular D Governor of MT) is thinking of running, and if he does he’s sure to win it. But still, fresh(er) blood, right?
“The biggest question I have today is why was President Obama more upset about this than the terrorist bombing in Boston?”
So Hickenlooper has launched a new “Re-branding Colorado” campaign, where you can tweet or share pictures about what makes Colorado special to you. I’m trying to think of some good slogans that are spam-worthy. My mom suggested “Rock Mountain High” which is pretty good, but maybe a little too insider baseball. “Stoned, Disarmed, and Happy”? “Highest College Graduate Population in the Country, but least amount of Higher Education Funding”? (not making that up, btw) “Colorado: Let the Cleansing Begin”? “2014, Bitchez! Bring it!”?
Wait, I think I’m maybe getting off track. In any case, it’s just shiny frills to keep the clueless proles happy.
Got any suggestions?
Oh yeah, and “F*ck Denver!”