There are many nicknames for Hickenlooper in the common lexicon over here. Hickenstupid, Chickenpooper, you know stuff like that. The one that I like the most is one that my friend the history major told me: Hickenbloomber. If you’re a politician and there’s only one person in the entire world whose opinion you care about, it might behoove you to at least make sure that they’re a constituent. Just sayin’.