When you get four or five calls a night asking about the “upcoming elections,” even not answering gets old. Sometimes I just like to screw with them.
Hey, at least it ties up their lines for a while…
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bluesun
Anybody want a peanut?
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I’m pretty fond of, “what are you wearing?”
“Uh…*insert whatever shirt here*…”
“Is it tight???”
“…*CLICK!*”
Or sometimes that “Ayeyeyeyeyeye!” high pitched throat warble.
I’m a crude crude man, so my game is see how many times I can yell “FUCK YOU!” at the top of my lungs before they hang up!
Or sometimes I impersonate Axl Rose from “Welcome to the Jungle.”