As I alluded to yesterday, I got that truck from my uncle. In exchange for a ridiculously underbook amount of money and “a percentage of your first job’s paycheck,” this appears to be my next ride.
It’s an early 2000′s Ford F-150. Sad to say, but all my years of dissing on Fords appears to have come back to bite me. (By the way, did you know that Jesus was a Ford man? Yeah, he walked everywhere he went. Ba-dum-chhhh!) But it’s a super nice ride that is actually comfortable for me and my long legs–even the jeep was almost too small. And don’t get me started on Japanese cars…
It’s a running joke that everyone in my family is doomed to a white car, and it appears that I am to be no exception. Any recommendations for cool bumper stickers so I can find it in the parking lot?
bluesun
I'm partial to "Nuke A Gay Whale For Jesus" myself. …or…"Hug A Lumberjack, You'll Never Go Back To Trees."
How about "nothing in this vehicle is worth your life"?
"Insured by Springfield Armory"?